(Note: There are also semi-regular updates to the Items and Books sections, as well as updates to the Ravers section as responses arrive. In addition, there are the Mojave Phone Booth responses and Amy Grant's Mandible responses.)


Deuce of Clubs site log RSS feed

15jun2013

Inadvertent Mountain Monogram

14mar2013

Wagnerian Tombstone showdown, featuring Gram Rabbit

10aug2012

New Deuce of Clubs article: Forcing Jesus Into Burning Man: A Response to Christianity Today

21jul2012

Lots more info about The Ol' Huck 'n' Buck

06jun2012

Businesses, Bible Quizzes, Buzzes: A Wildly Wide-ranging Chat with Katie Union

19may2012

RIP Java

05nov2011

Kathryn Calder visits Arizona (and Wagner)

01jun2011

Wagner and The Evolution Control Committee

17may2011

Wagner accosts Mark Hosler

17may2011

Wagner accosts Harrod Blank

03may2011

A Conversation with Valerie Tarico

07mar2011

Charlie Sheen + Apocalypse Now = Sheenpocalypse Now

02mar2011

The Sheen Pyramid of Greatness

11aug2010

Highly cactusable Huck 'n' Buck

10aug2010

Highly fashionable Huck 'n' Buck

20jun2010

The Live-Tweeting of The Shunning

31may2010

The -berto's Phenomenon

13may2010

Is It Hopeless? A Freewheeling Conversation with Brian Doherty

14feb2010

Update: Whip It! is a permanent part of Salvation Mountain (Also: Leonard Knight)

14feb2010

Update: Vintage Bombay Beach trailers continue to melt into the salts

11feb2010

A bizarre coincidence

11jan2010

Maybe YOU Knew About These Fetishes, but...

06nov2009

Hip Hop Prophet

23oct2009

A Conversation with Elizabeth Butters

11oct2009

Einstürzende Rexall update

29sep2009

More WC&OD parodies

13jul2009

Several old-tymey Boothen fotografias

01jul2009

Perlious [sic] times! Age of Speed!

04apr2009

Darla smokes Angel

28jan2009

oobi Sticker

08jan2009

OMG THIRD BUNDY SURFACES

30dec2008

Ted Bundy fine art update

15dec2008

Nothing is no more

13nov2008

Amy Grant v. Amy Grant's Mandible

16sep2008

"They're Coming to Take My Shit Pants Away"

08jul2008

MySpace "Top Friends List" as Blank Canvas: An Experiment

11may2008

Mojave Phone Booth gets networked

18apr2008

Found: Video of Sean Casey's on-field pub crawl

12nov2007

Found: Another non-Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Suite

25oct2007

9/11 Switcheroo update

13oct2007

OIDAR Wavelength

08oct2007

"Gold claim" scam switcheroo

08oct2007

9/11 Switcheroo

08oct2007

Mandible Remix

04oct2007

Further info re: Hobo Joe

20sep2007

The Prank Epistles: A Conversation with Lou Minatti

27jul2007

Further info re: Project O

17may2007

New Huck 'n' Buck info

29mar2007

Gotch yall some Feeds

29mar2007

Less than grand

03dec2006

Dead Composer Fiesta

19nov2006

RAWRkyrie!

16nov2006

Museum of Pawn: gone?

22oct2006

Wagner more or less pesters the stars of Mojave Phone Booth

22oct2006

Yep. Still workin' the Second Coming angle—now with Worst!

14oct2006

Jack Diggle's House of Menagerie

12oct2006

A Grand Entrance

08oct2006

Richard Simmons sweats to the Valkyries

26sep2006

Hobo Joe update (see bottom of page)

26sep2006

More Ted Bundy art history (see bottom of page)

13sep2006

Jose Canseco confronts Wagner. Or vice-versa.

08aug2006

Say bonjour to Minou

28jul2006

Deadbolt TV

26jul2006

Ukulele mail — bring it

21jul2006

Ukulele addiction — contract it

16jul2006

Better ever than never: Primary documents in the Moses Guibbory cult war

16jul2006

Possibly better never than late: "Una Paloma Blanca" lyrics in espanol

16jul2006

Just plain better: 666 Cold Tablets painting

21jun2006

Abingdon Press to DoC: Cease and Desist
Doc to Abingdon Press: Cease to Exist

15jun2006

Admirable new additions to the site mottos lining the left column of the home page

28may2006

Way late Excerpts from The Rector and the Rogue

08may2006

The Entertaining Insanity of Larry Norman

27mar2006

Those Unbelievable Believers: The Blessed Sounds of Incredible Christian Song Demos

08mar2006

TOP SECRET Osmond robot story

06feb2006

Update: All About Antelope Curiosity

04jan2006

More Wahoo

27dec2005

31 Minutes and 31 Seconds with Gary Bear

20sep2005

Interview with John Putch, director of the upcoming film Mojave Phone Booth

12sep2005

Why I Left Burning Man -- and Why I'm Returning

06aug2005

Mandible Mail of variegated tenor, Mandible spam, and detourned Mandible spam

24jun2005

"I Shit the Lite FM"

23apr2005

"I Shit My Pants: (Karl's dubby house mix)

22apr2005

Were my Raquel Welch and Michael Jackson portraits painted by Ted Bundy?

18apr2005

DJ RobbL, "Feces and Fecundity: The Manchester Mix"

08apr2005

Godfried Danneels, Party Animal

15mar2005

Steve Dirkx, "I Shit My Funky Pants, Balzac"

13mar2005

You can't really nude a nudist

10mar2005

Oobi ... maybe?

09mar2005

Steve Dirkx, "I Shit My Funky Pants"

17feb2005

Angry Switcheroo

03feb2005

Super Bowl Special: The Ol' Huck 'n' Buck

21jan2005

What's that, you say? FREEDOM IS SLAVERY?

18jan2005

Bear Pr0n and Bear Pr0n, Too

15jan2005

Legal Piracy

01jan2005

D.o.C. presents guest literary criticism: I Shit My Pants

31dec2004

Large-ish Deuce gallery update

28dec2004

WagVow

28dec2004

D-Light

18dec2004

California City, CA and CalNevAri, NV

02dec2004

oobi cufflinks

22nov2004

Free(loading) Republic

12nov2004

Further Unimagination

09nov2004

Vegas Wagner

27oct2004

Article morgue: Nita's Hideaway Brawl

26oct2004

Article morgue: The Jerky Boys

25oct2004

Laura Molina interview

25oct2004

A message from the Reality Based Community

14oct2004

Wagner crashes Michael Moore

14oct2004

Tempe presidential debate protest

12oct2004

Final word on what became of the Mojave Phone Booth

10oct2004

Bermuda Triangle Service

05oct2004

El Rey: El Vez

24sep2004

ALL UP IN THE MIDEAST'S BEESWAX

11sep2004

9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

03sep2004

Wagner in Detroit

01sep2004

Cream Pedaler on HBO

04aug2004

Continuing our vein of unimaginativity: Reflections

28jul2004

Further unimaginativeness: Ain't it just Grand?

19jun2004

Little Elvis on the Sunset Strip

07jun2004

Wagner meets The Angriest Woman in the World

31may2004

MP3 Want List

21may2004

The Imaginatively Unimaginative Norlina, North Carolina

21may2004

The reunion they said could never happen

14may2004

George Bush Switcheroo

12may2004

The Great Bridge Walk of Aught Three

27apr2004

Roy Rogers Relocates

25apr2004

Unimaginative City Names

21apr2004

Chimpudent bellydancing with Simiana

28mar2004

Wagner meets Gottfried Wagner

25mar2004

Herbert's Pledge of Allegiance

19mar2004

Deep thought

15mar2004

Further sign re-use

25feb2004

Invisible Deuce

10feb2004

COLORFUL PLASTICITY MUD and GREENBEANSICLE

08dec2003

Switcheroo: Dizzay Shizzay

28oct2003

EXCELLENT ACTIVE SUPER AMUSIVE UPDATE (25-36)

27oct2003

Wagner in Portland apr2003

22oct2003

Bay Area Wagner 03

23jun2003

That there two of clubs is sending a message

23jun2003

California Gubernatorial Recall Deuce

27aug2003

Minor mayhem: How to Construct a Clothespin Match Gun

12aug2003

Off to San Francisco for a little while. I leave you with Wagner's Travel Guide: Tips for Road-Tripping Lower-Right Arizona

09aug2003

Remember Celebresemblities? Courtesy of Meg, here's a streamlined Flash version you can play & still have time for dessert.

09aug2003

The continuing fabulous motion picture & television career of The D.o.C.

09aug2003

The thickening of the gelatinous Deuce Gallery

09aug2003

"Deemed to be defamatory or libelous"

06aug2003

Fond don't

23jun2003

Lifeboat and Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

23jun2003

Wagner's south-central Arizona flyover

27jun2003

HELLO WAGNER PRESENT MORE EXCELLENT ACTIVE AMUSIVE PLAY (STARTING WITH #18)

23jun2003

Wagner's trip up Mount Lemmon

18jun2003

Soul Out of Control (SoCal '03)

10jun2003

Bush league behavior

09jun2003

Deuce of Wands

09jun2003

Five Upstart Americans

09jun2003

Battle of the Bands -- The Shaggs vs. The Monks

06jun2003

Wag'n da Nooge

06jun2003

Still more book inscriptions (starting w/#38)

02jun2003

2 Lucky

02jun2003

DeuceOfClubs.com's Parking Garage Wildlife Advisory System

30mar2003

Assignment Quayle

29mar2003

Darth Vader: Really Mean Guy

29may2003

DeuceOfClubs.com's Homeland Liberty Advisory System

26may2003

Bunch more book inscriptions (starting w/#19)

24may2003

Dear Mom & Dad Rodgers,

23may2003

WET LOVIN' TOWEL! DISHEARTENED AMBIENT TEMPERATURES! PITAPAT! FLIPFLAP! CHEERUPS!

16may2003

Oobi: Mystery solved?

16may2003

Wagner encounters David Cross and J. Fife Symington III.

06may2003

Ugla Deuce, II.

11apr2003

Ugla Deuce.

22mar2003

Thy Rod and Thy Chaff, Discomfort Me.

06mar2003

Audi idiot.

28jan2003

A Mr. T day. A paddling day. A day of fame. A day, in short, of LOVE.

25jan2003

Super Bowl special

25jan2003

Hallucinowagner

22jan2003

Direct image linking: a filthy habit

21jan2003

The Art of the Author-to-Author Inscription Demonstrated to Near Perfection by Ezra Pound

14jan2003

Wagner, Bright and Dark

10jan2003

STINKY PUSSY

03jan2003

CHATTING PERFECT FOODS

31dec2002

INCENSITIVE

26dec2002

Disappearing bandwidth

26dec2002

From Marilyn, in death and Interesting heresies

23dec2002

Crystal Wagner purdee

18dec2002

Wagner tribute especial: Crystal Wagner

17dec2002

EXCELLENT ACTIVE SUPER AMUSIVE PLAY!

14dec2002

Still more damned inscriptions

12dec2002

The Ten Commandments for Gods

07dec2002

On the Occasion of Your Painful Exploratory Surgery

06dec2002

Picacho Peak Trading Post burns

06dec2002

Multi Mt. Mono Modification

05dec2002

Beware of Attack Website

03dec2002

Sweet Christmas Wish for the youngsters, 1909-style

29nov2002

Mt. Monos & Mt. Messages

26nov2002

White Christmas, Mormon-style

22nov2002

More switchy switchy

20nov2002

Postal humor

19nov2002

Dedicated to the One I Love

14nov2002

femmedeuce

14nov2002

Mayer Mono

07nov2002

Rogues gallery

26oct2002

He's not bluffing. He's got the Deuce.

26oct2002

Reasonably sizeable Mt. Monogram update

26oct2002

Regarding another non-U.S. non Mt. Monogram

21oct2002

Where to get your Mt. Monograms

07oct2002

Good Luck

23sep2002

That Guy Is Deuce

23sep2002

Update: Salome update

23sep2002

Update: Switcheroo ocho

21sep2002

Update: Lice Panic rides again

30aug2002

Update: Amboy Roy's sucks

19aug2002

Fish & Chips to die for

15aug2002

Forgotten Wagners

13aug2002

How Wagner got his start

10aug2002

What's On TV

30jul2002

Switcheroo

17jul2002

The Glory of the Human Voice

06jul2002

New books for Wm. Butler Yeats

05jul2002

Mt. Mono updates

03jul2002

Update: Spirit of '76

03jul2002

Responses to The Simpsons

03jul2002

Update: Postcard marquee

03jul2002

Update: Recipe for Fun clarification

01jul2002

New Socorro stuff from Lazlo

27jun2002

The Simpsons

22jun2002

U of A update

22jun2002

Coolidge repaints its C

22jun2002

Nabokov confronts the big W

22jun2002

Update: Recipe for Fun

22jun2002

Regarding some non-U.S. non Mt. Monograms

22jun2002

Update: Lizard experiment gone bad wrong

22jun2002

More wannOobis

22jun2002

Further bastardry

21jun2002

New Deuces

21jun2002

The 666 Twins

19jun2002

Daniel Johnston visits Wagner

11jun2002

Del Norte Mt. Monogram

05jun2002

New Wagner tributes

16may2002

BM stands for...

15jan2002

The mystery solved: Why There Are Mountain Monograms

05dec2001

Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew confront Wagner

13nov2001

German on the port engine

02nov2001

Return of The Five Mile Men

02nov2001

New Wagner tributes, including the amazing pointillistic-y Wagner thingy

01nov2001

Wannoobi updates one and two

12oct2001

The Julia bin-Roberts Home Page

10oct2001

Latest CD blurbos

01oct2001

Wannoobi update

13aug2001

What's doin @ the Deuce, Deux?

25jun2001

What is a Desert Rat?

18jun2001

Kaardinaal Danneels photos

11jun2001

New Wagner tributes

14may2001

What's doin @ Deuce?

06apr2001

Wag in H-wood, Chicago (at whaddayoulookinat.com)

03apr2001

The Gerson Gallery

02mar2001

El Rancho Dos de Treboles wallpaper

09feb2001

A tombstone for the Mojave Phone Booth

23jan2001

Lotsa new Deuce Gallery stuff (#57-70)

08jan2001

Acropolis update

08jan2001

The Booth on The X-Files?

26dec2000

The Buzzard Tree sign

08dec2000

More Secret Museum of Mankind stuff

05dec2000

People. It's. Tina. Yothers.

18nov2000

What's it like to date a celebrity? Celebresemblities!

14nov2000

Post-election Morphine

31oct2000

Wagner meets Ben Stein and Gene Simmons

28oct2000

Wyatt Earp bucks the Deuce

26sep2000

Tejano legend Lydia Mendoza sings about Deuce of Clubs

25sep2000

Own your own payphone -- only $89

25sep2000

More wannoobis

21sep2000

Last traces of the Booth removed

18sep2000

Instead of Burning Man: Buzzard Tree

15sep2000

Wagner's school years

28aug2000

Another "sign person" note

18sep2000

DeuceARIA

20aug2000

Adrian / Blue Period

14aug2000

The Portland story

10jul2000

Deuce of Clubs Gallery

07jul2000

Incredible Jabbering Head of Lincoln Wagner

07jul2000

More Booth Glass swappage

27jun2000

Larry Harvey spotted

27jun2000

Mountain Monogram: Lakeview, California

23jun2000

More Mojave Phone Booth Glass boodle

23jun2000

Lots of new Mountain Monogram stuff

22jun2000

Why We're Not Returning to Burning Man

19jun2000

Anonymous Booth Tip Letter

14jun2000

Mojave Phone Booth Glass

13jun2000

More non-oobis

12jun2000

Gates of Wagner

30may2000

oobiland!

23may2000

Brokaw Bids Booth Bye

17may2000

It had to happen ... the Mojave Phone Booth is GONE

01may2000

Rock Giant Mourned

01may2000

Two new Mountain Messages

25apr2000

Wagner nabbed by U.S. Immigration

17apr2000

CeleB-O-NANZA!

17apr2000

To hell with Taxes

13apr2000

More Lice Panic!

09apr2000

It's Wallace! (of The Wallace & Ladmo Show)

22mar2000

Mountain Monograms now indexed by town and state

19mar2000

Wagner Chers

17mar2000

The Third Coming of "The Second Coming"

21feb2000

Booth goes Brokaw

20feb2000

More Mountain Monogram stuff: A, M, and Mountain Messages

25jan2000

Granny's Chocolate

17jan2000

Compact Deuce: CD Recommendations

17jan2000

Seven Questions

19dec1999

A couple of new visitors to the Portable Booth

19dec1999

More Mountain Monogram stuff

09dec1999

RIP Granny (1899-1999)

22oct1999

Belgium takes notice of Deuce of Clubs's Godfried Danneels efforts

18oct1999

Satellite Mountain Monograms

24sep1999

Help save Lorene's mine!

24sep1999

A suspiciously familiar phone commercial.

11sep1999

More Mountain Monograms (Q, T, H).

21aug1999

New Mountain Monograms (R, M, S).

19aug1999

So the world didn't end. Get over it, already.

18aug1999

All those former Splash Pages, for them that was missin em. Just keep clicking the pretty pictures.

09aug1999

What on Earth is Whip It!'s Problem?

09aug1999

Whip It! is Site of the Week at cars.com

07aug1999

Wagner visits Baja Mexico with his pal Molly

01aug1999

Mountain Monograms

28jul1999

Booth featured in Travel & Leisure

28jul1999

Booth meeting: the Portable Booth visits the Mojave Phone Booth

24jul1999

New confluence: The Henderson B Confluence

19jul1999

The Mojave Phone Booth in a commercial?

08jul1999

The promised new El Vez / Elvette photos

29jun1999

New Whip It! Home Page

24jun1999

Mojave Phone Booth graphic novel

21jun1999

Criswell Countdown to Apocalypse!

21jun1999

El Vez Was Here

21jun1999

More portable boothpix

21jun1999

BoothBoots: More Go-Go Boot stuff

14jun1999

Completely overhauled Mojave Phone Booth site

01jun1999

Three more Confluences

19may1999

The Gimme Page

11may1999

Just remembered to add the Phone Booth Classified from the Black Rock Gazette

10may1999

Wagner's Confluence Adventures

08may1999

New photo by Philo Northrup of Whip It!'s inglorious arrival at ArtCarFest98

01may1999

ArtCarFest98, including the Meat Parade and the (threefold) rescue of Whip It!

26apr1999

Some more Booth articles

22apr1999

It's here: The Official Booth99 site

19apr1999

What I did instead of Art Car Weekend 99

15apr1999

Still another Booth article

12apr1999

Another Booth article

04apr1999

BLIZZARD at the Booth!

1apr1999

Finally! Burning Man 98

21mar1999

Wagner receives more Tribute

20mar1999

The Winner of the "Una Paloma Blanca" contest!

20mar1999

Painting, "The Return of the Nephilims," by Frank Bruno

19mar1999

The Wireless Flash bulletin added to the Mojave Trip 99 page

19mar1999

Another Wagner Tribute

12mar1999

Another Gathering at the Mojave Phone Booth

12mar1999

Yu GO, Booth! Mojave Phone Booth in Yugoslavian

12mar1999

Some nifty Mandible Paraphernalia

01mar1999

Command Post Deuce Phone Booth

(Not the Mojave Phone Booth)

01mar1999

New Information about Neal Frisby

26feb1999

Ottawa Citizen Article featuring Whip It!

22feb1999

Stripper Bingo!

22feb1999

New Psycho

01feb1999

Wagner's Hawaiian Adventure

01feb1999

Two New Celebs (courtesy of Wig)

11jan1999

The Deuce of Clubs Book Club

04jan1999

Deadbolt fan suckered!

(The new stuff is at the bottom of that page.)

01jan1999

Fans send in news of Amy Grant's divorce

28dec1998

Wagner returns from Hawaii with cool Hawaii stuff

27dec1998

Charlie Don't Surf -- but Wagner does!
Wagner in Hawaii (a preview)

27dec1998

The End Is Near

24dec1998

X-Mess Jeer

18dec1998

Wagner's Caribbean Honeymoon

09dec1998

Tributes to all that is Wagner

08dec1998

Added the questions to The Freedom Project page

08dec1998

Another article about Deuce of Clubs

26nov1998

And Then There Were Eight: More of Hitler's Children

26nov1998

Wagner tours The Middle East

23nov1998

Whip It! is FOR SALE or TRADE

19nov1998

Wagner Harasses Jamie Lee Curtis

2nov1998

Cross-Continental (Wagner) Conducting (by Dr. Cliff)

22oct1998

New Mojave Phone Booth article (from Florida)

22oct1998

Joe Coleman sizes up Wagner

20oct1998

Whither Whip It!? Responses

19oct1998

Whither Whip It!?

9oct1998

Wagner consorts with Livi

5oct1998

Wagner consorts with Hasil Adkins and The Maestro, King of All Cowboy Artists

20sep1998

Deadbolt vs. El Vez (or, How My Head Got Shaved)

17sep1998

The Frivolous Five and cherries

12aug1998

Follow the link at the bottom of this page for a new translation of the French government official's letter

10aug1998

Camera Hog

01aug1998

Exploding Plaster Inevitable Wagner

26jul1998

New addition to the 666 Gallery: Rub-a-Dub Devil!

13jul1998

Mojave Phone Booth Map (for those joining us at the Booth Gathering, August 27th)

13jul1998

Joe Schwind sends a clue to the Secret Museum of Mankind

10jul1998

Oops: Forgot to include the certificate I got for getting dumped in the rapids

05jul1998

Dumbass in the Drink: Wagner goes whitewater rafting and Deuce gets dumped in the rapids

03jul1998

Inside Deuce of Clubs: Laurie Notaro's *unedited* Java article

03jul1998

Don't miss this: a satellite image of the Mojave Booth!

27june1998

Unofficial Twang Page (Don't miss the Twang cake recipe!)

25june1998

Mojave Phone Book in Handy Book Format

22june1998

Fool Court Press: Deuce Stuff in the News

13june1998

Funeral of Barry Goldwater

13june1998

Mojave Phone Booth goes to Sweden!

12june1998

Photos taken by our Mojave Phone Booth Contest Winner

04june1998

666 Gallery

03june1998

Sumthin DUM

31may1998

Wagner is forced to seek help at a mental health facility

26may1998

Dozens more of Deuce of Clubs CD Recommendations

25may1998

New weekly feature: Items

25may1998

German Computer Art Car Poetry: Fun with the Alta Vista translation service

23may1998

Wagner Busts Into Grandma Prisbrey's Bottle Village

16may1998

New contest: "Una Paloma Blanca"!

16may1998

We have a winner in the Mojave Phone Booth Archaeology Invitational!

14may1998

Spin the Apple (PXL2000): (Wagner bites NYC to the core)

14may1998

Mojave Phone Booth makes it to the pages of the New York Times

13may1998

Wagnergnügen (Lucky Art Car Santa Route 66 PXL2000 Disasteravelogue)

13may1998

PXL2000: Veni Video Wagner

06may1998

Houston Art Car Weekend '98!

06may1998

PonyBoy GirlieToolshed's version of the Mojave Phone Booth experience

02may1998

Wagner meets rockabilly legend Wanda Jackson

01may1998

Thrilling new door photo

12apr1998

Oracular Journey: Wagner bikes it Tucson-ward

03apr1998

Flying Deutsch Mann: Wagner scales The Superstitions (home of the legendary Lost Dutchman's Mine)

23mar1998

Wagner returns from the generous hands of Bigrig

21mar1998

A tantalizing hint in the Monty Roberts case. Little help, anyone?

19mar1998

The feud is over! A response from the CEO of Monticello Companies, maker of the fine 666 product line

19mar1998

New easier-to-load format for YOUR valuable ravings

07mar1998

Wagner attends the opening of the Art Car Museum and pays his respects at the National Funeral History Museum

20feb1998

My 99-year-old Granny visits with Wagner!

20feb1998

Interview with Leonard Knight of Salvation Mountain

19feb1998

Yuma, AZ--Deadbolt answers the question in person: Who is Cockeye?

18feb1998

Finally--an answer to the Motel 6 Mystery

16jan1998

Wagner Fake Buckwheat closeup

16jan1998

New vidcaps of possible Pope-to-Be, Kardinaal Godfried Danneels

16jan1998

Nice vidcaps from an Ute Lemper laser disk

16jan1998

Vidcaps of Kenny Irwin on Strange Universe

16jan1998

Screen captures of Whip It! from the German television show Mein Amerika

12jan1998

Screen capture of Bob Baxter

09jan1998

RoadVember!

27dec1997

New Look of 666 Cough Syrup box

25dec1997

SoCal Trip

22dec1997

Celebrities, Psychos, Simpaticos: Wagner's Celebrity Encounters

21dec1997

New, Lean Look for Deuce of Clubs