Dedicated to the One I Love - Nuncupating Nimcompoopery


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For a short time, this holy relic is available to the highest bidder at your one-stop shop for store-bought salvation, The Vatican   The Mormon Tabernacle   ebay.

(Thanks to Matt for permission to post the photo.)

The
Ten Commandments
for
Gods

#6: Thou Shalt avoid the use of the colloquial, for Thou mightest be surprised how quickly it canst make Thee sound like a total doofus.


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(Thanks for spotting the auction are due the digitally calibrated eagle eyes of the Cardhouse Robot)

(And, um, Nick? Isn't that another name for Satan? Were the Manichaeans onto something? Someone here is definitely on something. BLASTED KIDS AND YOUR BIBLE MYSTERIES!)

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