Charlie Sheen has announced on Twitter that he plans to call his upcoming book: Apocalypse Me.
Pretty good title—and pretty apt, these days, frankly). Then again, pretty much any line about "Charlie" chosen at random from Apocalypse Now might be just as apt a title, if not more so—because, although it was Martin Sheen who starred in Apocalypse Now, current events seem to reveal the movie's true subtext to be Charlie Sheen.
In light of this, Deuce of Clubs now takes you on a journey upriver, into the Heart of Darkness—the heart...of Charlie Sheen!—as told by all occurrences of the word Charlie in Apocalypse Now. Or, in other words:
In conclusion, the ghost of Dennis Hopper would like to say:
