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Sheenpocalypse Now

Charlie Sheen has announced on Twitter that he plans to call his upcoming book: Apocalypse Me.

Charlie Sheen Apocalypse Me

Pretty good title—and pretty apt, these days, frankly). Then again, pretty much any line about "Charlie" chosen at random from Apocalypse Now might be just as apt a title, if not more so—because, although it was Martin Sheen who starred in Apocalypse Now, current events seem to reveal the movie's true subtext to be Charlie Sheen.

In light of this, Deuce of Clubs now takes you on a journey upriver, into the Heart of Darkness—the heart...of Charlie Sheen!—as told by all occurrences of the word Charlie in Apocalypse Now. Or, in other words:

Sheenpocalypse Now
CHARLIE DIDN'T GET MUCH USO. HE WAS DUG IN TOO DEEP OR MOVING TOO FAST.

 

EVERY MINUTE CHARLIE SQUATS IN THE BUSH HE GETS STRONGER

 

THAT'S CHARLIE'S POINT

 

THEY'RE BOTH HOT, BELONG TO CHARLIE

 

DEATH CARD. LETS CHARLIE KNOW WHO DID THIS.

 

WE BUILD IT EVERY NIGHT. CHARLIE BLOWS IT RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN.

 

THEY'VE GIVEN CHARLIE A FEW SURPRISES IN THEIR TIME

 

CHARLIE WON'T EVEN SEE OR HEAR THEM, MAN

 

CHARLIE DON'T SURF

 

RUN CHARLIE

 


In conclusion, the ghost of Dennis Hopper would like to say:

DENNIS HOPPER SEZ WHO'S THE CRAZY ONE NOW BITCHES

You may also be horrified by: THE SHEEN PYRAMID OF GREATNESS

 

The whores...THE WHORES


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