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Loveline's Adam Carolla and Drew Pinsky

While in Tucson, I went to see Loveline at the UofA. I bet Carita that some nut in the audience was bound to scream either "I love you, Adam" or "I love you, Drew" within eleven minutes. Carita believed it would be closer to two minutes. I won. Dollar to me, wahoo.

Carita brought along a postcard to taunt her Arizona-hating -- but Carolla-loving -- sister.

Carita finagled Adam into scribbling a commentary on her sister's talking smack about Arizona: "How dare you!"

Dr. Drew's comment has no reference to Arizona, but that's not surprising; neither Drew nor Adam even looked at the front of the postcard. It could have been any postcard. It could have been a Precious Moments postcard. It is a shame that it was not.

Adam and Drew express joy at the tidings of my dollar winnings. "Wahoo," say Adam and Drew. Or was it, "I love you, Wagner?" Actually, "Who is it?" is what Drew said, and I said, "Wagner," and one of the Student Association goons said, "Wagner," only she pronounced it incorrectly, Space Ghost-style, so I had to get huffy and stalk away. It's one of the things a person has to do who consents to haul around Wagner. (Note Hannah's postcard.)

As we walked away, I heard someone whisper, "He had them sign his BUST!"

My bust? No. What am I , some kind of weirdo?

Lori Petty A Valkyrie Burning Man Frank Black Pere Ubu Alfalfa Switzer Bad Pennies Kim Deal Wrong Number Cardhouse Operatives Space Ghost Angelyne Horned Friend Girl Trouble Psychotic Episodes Elvis del Monte Olympia Santa Bond Diane Dan Quayle Farrah's Head Granny! Mel Blanc Wanda Jackson Cadillac Angels El Vez Hasil Adkins The Maestro, King of All Cowboy Artists Joe Coleman Jamie Lee Curtis Arthur Lyman Shane Dorian Getting Into Liberty Adrian Roberts (Blue Period) Wallace (of Wallace and Ladmo) C & S from SD Alice Cooper Robert Morse Robert Loggia John O'Hurley Kevin Sorbo Ray Parker, Jr. Darth Vader Mickey Jones Seymour Cassel Dean Stockwell Tim Meadows (Ladies' Man) Ben Stein Gene Simmons Harry Knowles Tina Yothers Loveline (Adam Carolla / Dr. Drew) Daniel Johnston David Cross J. Fife Symington III Ted Nugent Gottfried Wagner Laura Molina Little Elvis Michael Moore Sarah Jane Jose Canseco Richard Simmons Mojave Phone Booth screening Harrod Blank Mark Hosler Evolution Control Committee Kathryn Calder Gram Rabbit

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