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Back to the secret training camp of Julia bin-Roberts

You are used to thinking of Julia Roberts as the accessible sex-kitten, the tomboy with the big laugh and the big, y'know ... teeth.

But concentrate your gaze upon this photo. Can't you just picture the evil flickering over the versatile, tragicomic face of Julia Roberts?

Her face, I say. Gaze upon her face. Imagine it. Eeeeevil. Evil.

No? Maybe try with a different browser. May I suggest America's number-one top browser for acquainting people with evil, Internet Explorer®.

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