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From: L. Lovett
Subject: Julia DocRoberts
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002


Thank you from the bottom for your homage to my bonny binnie Roberts. It helped ease the pain.

it eases our pain to ease your pain, especially in what must be a very difficult time for you.

From: Mike
Subject: Confirming your suspicions about Julia bin Roberts...
Date: Fri, 7 Jun 2002


I saw this news story out at CNN today, and immediately thought of your "Julia bin Roberts" webpage.

The basic synopsis of it is that a woman in Hong Kong asked for a haircut like Julia Roberts, but sued when she said it looked more like Osama bin Laden's. After viewing your page, I can see how such a mistake was easily made.

From: laurel
Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002
Subject: i do support...

...your cause to unleash julia roberts' evil thespian traits, but my foremost opinion is that kevin kostner should QUIT PLAYING THE HERO! i mean how many times do you want to see him try to seduce women? it's annoying. i want him to portray a slobbering-drunk hobo, or a dancer, or a clutz with a speech impediment. WHY can't i have this? is it too much to ask? and why does HE think that we women want to see him as the romantic lead? it's revolting. he seems so arrogant.

take "the postman" for example. i saw it with a few guy friends of mine (they picked it out), and as most movies are, the ending became quite predictable a few minutes into the movie. with the introduction of a young couple and some bad guys, i turned to my friend and said "you watch, they're going to kill the husband so kevin can be with the wife." my friend refused to believe me because he thought that concept was ludicrous. then it happened. the bad guys stabbed the husband through the heart, and the woman turned to dear old kevin for consolement. the story goes that the couple couldn't have a child, so the woman was going to sleep with kevin anyway, to get one. well now she could "love" him at the same time. she even slapped him and took out her anger on him to make it seem more believable.

and when is chuck norris going to portray a helpless jogger who gets murdered in the first five minutes of a movie?

Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002
From: Robb

I really enjoyed the Julia bin Roberts page. Screw those people who didn't think it was funny. I really dug all of the animated GIF's.

From: Roger V.
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2001

Pretty funny stuff. That Julia bin-Roberts. HECK! It's the 21st cehntury... Are you anti-woman rights? You should hyphenate for Julia's sake. (Julia bin-Roberts-Laden...)

Reportedly, Osama is not so big on the sistuhs-doin-it-for-themselves deal.

Date: 12 Dec 2001
From: Kim

Oh man, too f'in funny ... I love this site.

Date: Wed, 01 Nov 2001
From: Jean H.

Julia bin-Roberts had me laughing all the way to the bank. Then I went to Safeway.

Date: Tue, 30 Oct 2001
From: crumbly donut


I see that the desert sun has FINALLY cooked your brains. There's no other excuse the bin Laden/Julia Roberts page, is there?

plenty excuse, bucko. all classified.

From: howie
Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2001

that was hilarious

Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2001
From: Aussie

"This campaign is underway. In fact, you're soaking in it."

I think I will quote you on this memorable line forevah!

Attached find my switcheroo gif.

splendid work. it is now in a place from which the entire world, and julia roberts's lawyers, can admire it.

From: Rev. Paul
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2001

You sick fuck. That page was awful!

Glad you're my friend.

just trying to do my "part" for the "effort." y'know.

Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2001
From: Kathy B.

Oh my god.

You have outdone yourself.

Is there a betting pool for when her lawyers come at ya?

i'd bet the guvmit would come after me before she would. hmm. think a paramutual betting system might help offset my legal bills?

eh. i'll just point them to the 666 page.