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What is oobi?

oobi's what now?

oobi 3-pack

How to use oobi

Alter oobis?

The oobi men

oobi project

oobi sunt?
(oobi mail)

It's poetry time here in oobiland ...

(Our apologies to T. S., but given that oobi means "hollow" in the language of the Alabama tribe...)
We are the oobi men
We are the stuffed oobis
Three to a package
Headpieces filled with messages. Alas!
Our tiny red-orange faces, when
We gather together on eBay
Are blank and expressionless
As wind from my ass
Or a hippie's bare feet over broken glass
In our hippie-strewn dungeon.

Spheroid in form, red-orange in shade,
Sales force, marketing without market research;

Those who have crossed eyes
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Misbegotten Parker toys, but only
As the oobi men
The stuffed oobis.