How to Contact Amy Grant's Mandible

Note that any e-mail received by Amy Grant's Mandible becomes the property of Amy Grant's Mandible and may be considered a pathetic appeal for public recognition and/or ridicule and may therefore appear in the Mandible Mailbag section of this website. Can you take it?

Here are the wrinkles about sending mail to le Mandible Grande: The SPAMbots have found us & evil SPAMMERS are filling our e-mailboxes with their worthless yet costly activities, for which may they rot in Gehenna, Amen. Therefore, you'll have to type the e-mail address in yourself. So, here's the deal: Our e-mail address IS NOT: amygrantsmandible@86deuceofclubs86.com. Our e-mail address IS: the above address, but with both instances of "86" removed. "86" is restaurant lingo for "out" -- the 86s are just there to mess up the SPAMbots that rove around & collect e-mail addresses from the web. Just use the white letters & you'll be okay. Hope that's clear. No? How about this: Our e-mail address IS NOT: amygrantsmandible@REMOVETHISPARTBEFOREYOUUSETHISEMAILADDRESSdeuceofclubs.com. So there ya go.