--------------	It was far more convincing in a dimmed room. Why Mary Lincoln's bonnet was omitted from Lincoln's giant Rushmore head is a secret entombed with Borglum. Afterward I wondered aloud: Why can't I see a dead George Bush? The obvious answer came back: Why can't we ALL? Then I looked around for hidden microphones. Ah, well, at least the FBI doesn't know where I am, I said to my friend. Who came back with, "Oh, *don't* they?" So, to spell it out for any snooping government stooges who might be able to read: F-R-E-E S-P-E-E-C-H Also, H-U-M-O-R Also: G-F-Y Now, begone with your bullying bullshit, or else go & surveil Item 155.
Enough with the dead presidents already At a friend's house, yet another spectral presidential silhouette: Me: I need to borrow your camera. Friend: Why? Me: I see dead presidents. The reason I had to borrow a camera was that once again an evil haunting president victimized me all Heisenbergianlike -- which is to say that part of the Archimboldean tableau consisted of my camera bag. I don't know why the other dead presidents appear to me, but a while back, having undergone a reversal of my estimation of Lincoln's presidency and character, I removed from the site the large cache of quotations taken from my annotated set of his complete writings & speeches. (Here I be linkin' -- heh, heh, heh, OOF -- to what I replaced it with.) Perhaps this is Lincoln's minor response (for yea, mine is but a minor website). Or perhaps one day I myself will be president -- then just wouldn't all of this make some kind of TERRIBLE SENSE!