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FLAGs!
Your response when some fool in traffic cuts you off & they've got some DUMB-ASS decal to remind everyone exactly which gang of thugs claims dominance over the territory they happen to inhabit?
You yell: FLAG!
All the kids are doing it. All of two kids. But they're doin' it, jack. Doin' it.
(What were FLAGs like as children?)
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Here's a faded FLAG undercutting the posted speed limit by at least ten m.p.h. or so.
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Babs's immediate comment: "Those colors ran."
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(The referent, for those of you lucky enough to live in zones of FLAGlessness.)
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(A more sensible variant)
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Though FLAGs love to flaunt their support for a government that loves to surveil, they themselves don't seem to love being surveilled.
(Note tres apropos Goofy face.)
(I meant the one below the mirror, but one can make a good case for either.)
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Bleeve the Ol' Boy's spotted him a SUPERFLAG.
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Patriotism: the last refuge of the flatliner.
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Another day, another FLAG.
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Admit it: you're illiterate.
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