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the Pooping Pig Does your keychain poop when you squeeze it? Want it to? Um ... WHY?? Anyway, if that's what you crave, run down to Walgreen's and pick up a Naughty Ned. No, I didn't buy it. It was a gift from The Dread Empress Faerie Queen, who remarked that she thought its face looked like Ned Beatty's. The funny part is: she's never even seen Deliverance. Poor Ned Beatty -- the pig really does look like him. (We're talking about from the front, here, just so there's no misunderstanding.) Squeal like a pig, Ned!
Update, 15jun01: A hilarious letter from the purported originators of the pooping pig craze. Like the pooping pig? How about a pooping cow? |
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