Dedicated to the One I Love - Nuncupating Nimcompoopery

Deuce of Clubs Book Club

Dear Mom,

While reading your thought-provoking gift, I had a chilling aperçu of my own mortality. In my horror at the ultimate purposelessness of the universe, I unknowingly chewed off the end off of my pen & dribbled ink all over the edge of the book.

But I was in bed by ten-thirty.

or Todd
or ... WHO AM I???



Found inside:

Deuce of Clubs
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