Dedicated to the One I Love - Nuncupating Nimcompoopery

Deuce of Clubs Book Club

"I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love"

But it's just too terrific to have you back in the coupon fold, Connie, gee it really is.

Say, Connie ... have you and Debi met Mark?

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Deuce of Clubs
Hello and you are?