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We were told not to wear cotton. Cotton will soak up water and suck up heat. It won't dry. You'll be cold.
No cotton?!?
I live in the desert. Everything I wear is cotton!
I hunted around the closet & finally found three things that weren't cotton:
- A uniform jersey from the Orwellian-sounding "Department of Corrections." We call them prison guards. I decide not to wear this because I know someone who works at the state prison who says if you wear a prison uniform in the Miami-Superior area you're likely to get yourself beat up, knifed, or worse.
(Superior is where the movie U-Turn was filmed. The townsfolk were not pleased by the final product, in which Superior residents -- they actually used the name of the town in the film -- give manifold expression to their heartfelt desire to get the hell OUT of Superior.)
A Stuckey's uniform jersey finagled out of a young Stuckey's employee by my persuasive pal Shantel a couple years back.
A non-descript polyester thing I got from Buffalo Exchange.
I go with the latter.
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