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... and other ungainly poses formerly perpetrated by and upon football players

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Part two: What's my line?

CHECK ME DOOD OUR LOGO TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE THIS

TOR SOAR LIKE EEEEEEEAGLE ... OOF

I GOING TO SOAR RIGHT INSIDE YOU BITE OUT LIVER KILL YOU DEAD EAT INNER PARTS MMM WARM AND TASTY MYAM MYAMM MYAMMM

YEAH RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL -- BEEYOTCH

I WILL DO THIS IN A REGULATION GAME ONE DAY I WILL I WILL

SPOT THE QUARTERBACK AT AN OLDEN TIME PHOTO SHOOT BY SPOTTING THE ONE POSING AS FAMOUS LADY HERO OF FRANCE JEAN DE ARC

BUTCH EXECUTES THE ALL-IMPORTANT JAVELIN THROWER'S STIFFARM

YOU DEFINITELY USED ENOUGH DYNAMITE THERE BUTCH


NEXT: The Ol' Huck 'n' Buck


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