Mollieanna writes:

for your eyeballing pleasure, here's a little something i whipped up in photoshop. i don't know if they have waffle house where you're from... but it's still funny. whenever my friend kris and i go there we call it "voffel hause" and we order "voffels" and bacon.

long live the voffel hause!

Oh, we do have Waffle House. And Waffle House jukeboxes, which have Waffle House songs, which are the best part of Waffle House.