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Oregon always offers a wide selection of fine bizarre products. I thought "Gelatinous Mutant Coconut" was one. It wasn't. "Gelatinous Mutant Coconut" isn't someone's goofy idea but a type of Philippine coconut that has gelatinous flesh rather than milk.
No mistaking the goofiness here.
How does a poetic sign manage to avoid being shoplifted?

Not very well, in this case.


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