Spotted this guy on Hollywood Boulevard the other day, yelling into a mini-megaphone & holding a hand-lettered piece of cardboard. The brain interpreted its impression mathematically:

Incoherent shouting + homemade cardboard sign = street preacher

The crucifixion pose and the words "JOHN" and "DIED" reinforced the impression (the Book of John, John 3:16, Jesus died, &c).

A second boulevard cruise revealed the puzzling truth.

A tragic lack of time prevented the finding out of the real dilly-o.

(Hollywood Boulevard)

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