The saddest of the Big Boys stands beside a stack of curbstones. |
"RIDE MOTO CROSS"??
This is the best ye couldst think of when confronted with a Big Boy canvas, O tagger having a sad lack of anatomical knowledge? |
Little Big Boy seems to be a tad out of place.
And when I say that Little Big Boy is out of place, I'm not talking propriety, I'm talking anatomy. |
Fiberglass Statue Climbing Advisory:
Abandoned Big Boy statues, like all Big Boy statues, are made of fiberglass. Home Ec major LeftWard advises the liberal application of 99-cent store household glue as an aid to the removal of fiberglass slivers. Good going, fezboy. (If you apply the remedy in your car, beware of some seedy ne'er-do-well repeatedly peeking around the corner, thinking something else entirely is going on in your car.) |