In the Snake Trailer, choose from a fine selection of anything to which a swatch of rattlesnake skin can be affixed. |
Wuz you ever bit by a dead bee? I was bit by a dead rattler -- a rattlesnake skull dropped from a pegboard and the fangs nicked me on the hand. I lived, and purchased rattlesnake kitsch as a thank offering to Cashbox, the Rattler God. |
We particularly recommend the rattlesnake miniature box of playing cards. They taste like chicken. |
The sun sets. Tombstone is yonder. We are hither. Goodbye, Rattlesnake Crafts. |
On second thoughts, let's not go to Tombstone. It is a silly place, and also there are no bathrooms. |