...an unopened bag of candy displaying a pig in a wife-beater style undershirt and a crow in blue overalls. They are standing on some substance fighting over what appears to be rubber breasts.
The blue text is giving a clue to the origin of the small mound they are standing on Hakka mökk (pronounced hakka muck - with long a's, as in the word "car").
In direct translation from norwegian this means Chopped Manure.
Need I say more, except that this is no joke!
It is real candy, sold in grocery stores and quickie marts all over Norway.