1928 Flavor
Hyperfocused market share targeting: the narrow demographic consisting of those who
- remember 1928
- remember the taste of Dubble Bubble
- remember that it is not still 1928 (optional)
- retain a sense of taste
- retain at least two teeth
- retain an interest in blowing bubbles outside of a bathtub
- are comfortable with any person, real or fictional, called "PUD."
Anyone meeting the preceding qualifications is ordered to report to the year 1928 for forced sterilization.
(Ex-professional baseball players are excepted.)
Actually, let's scratch the second qualification; Dubble Bubble loses its flavor so fast that I can't remember the flavor of the piece I chewed ninety seconds ago.
(More 1928 flavor)
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