Deucestume

Wagner facsimile prepares for some manly Deuce-B-Q aktion (note manly BBQ book) Jean writes: Hello. Julia bin-Roberts had me laughing all the way to the bank. Then I went to Safeway. Saw this Halloween costume and picked it up for you. Note on costume package: Your Card Abunga is more than a costume! See back of this tag for suggestions. [On back:] Other Uses For Card Abunga Floor Mat, Door Mat, Scratchy Pillowcase, Giant Bib, Laundry Bag, Chef Apron (For use as apron, complement your Card Abunga by purchasing Chef Abunga and show off your culinary skills in style and safety.), Flag, Drawer Liner, Garment Bag, Smoke Signal Sender, Undersized Beach Towel, Lawn Concert Blanket, Car Seat Cover, Wall Hanging, Non Absorbent Bath Towel, Blender Cover, Potato Race Sack, Small Table Cloth, Table Runner, Placemat. Club-shaped Chef Hat Club-shaped Grilling Mitt What does it mean? Well, it has to do with eggs. And butter. And cows. And Clo, the Clover Stornetta Farms, Inc. cow. I'm not really saying I know. But I have decided that if the next pope is a certain Belgian Cardinal, I will shortly thereafter be seen walking down Deuce of Clubs Avenue (US60) wearing the Deuce Vestment and Club Mitre, blessing the locals.