I sent an e-mail to Deadbolt's 3rd Degree Burns, detailing my plan:
Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998
hey 3D -- deuce here
listen, just wanted to make sure your bar deluxe gig for this friday is
legit, cos if it is, i'll be there. in fact, i've got an idea for a stage
bit you might be interested in foisting upon the suckers. i have to shave my
head b4 labor day, so i'm thinking that after harley goes into his usual
anti-hippie tirade from the stage, one of you guys could suddenly spot me
in the crowd, drag me onstage, and shear my head. i think a little stage
blood would add a nice touch of that kick-your-ass-by-the-bikeracks-after-school authenticity.
now i gotta say here that even though i haven't cut my hair in years, i
ain't NEVER been no hippy. i think that needs to be clearly
understood by anyone who might be dragging any kind of cutting implement
over my skull.
deuce
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3D's response arrived the next day:
From: Deadbolt
Hey Deuce,
Yeah we'll be there!.......and we'll have the giant Voodoo Scissors all ready
to go! We can talk about a game plan when we get there!
See ya there!
Sin-searly, |
The stage set, I set out for Hollywood. |