If you wander around a military zone with cameras and a Global Positioning System unit, I guess you should expect the Military Police take notice.
They did. Almost instantly. |
Rusty spotted the squad truck first, pulled up behind her beloved Travelall. |
We had to hustle back to prevent molestation of the Travelall. Rusty led the way. I couldn't imagine what explanation she would offer the MP. |
Inexplicably, Rusty told the truth: we were taking part in an "Art" project that involves photographing confluences.
Even more inexplicably, the MP bought the whole story. Lesson: if you ever get busted stalking a military installation, use "Art" as your cover. Apparently, "Art" covers a multitude of sins. It doesn't cover an MP posing for photos with Fake Wagner. I know, because I asked & she refused. I say she because my cohorts insisted the MP was a female. I do not believe this. |
I say, Screw saying no to Fake Wagner photos! So I snapped this photo of the MP as we sped away in the Travelall. Nyah.
But we weren't finished. We still had a confluence to photograph. |