Ok, we lied, earlier, sort of. Here's a lousy shot of the machine's display area, more or less, featuring an aluminum wagner, 3-D plastic letters that cast shadows spelling "DEUCE OF CLUBS," and a lovely array of candy and gewgaws. You can't see the shadows. You can barely see the aluminum Wagner. I'm not much as a photographer.

A relative had a "Goodie Shoppe" sign in his garage -- reason unknown. It went well with the machine, sure. More importantly, it would serve as a good plank in case the truck got stuck in the sand somewhars. Later, when this became important, the sign never came to mind.

Wagner refutes claims that he is unbalanced.