Other idiotic Burning Man trips Back to the beginning of this idiotic Burning Man trip Autographed copies of Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth are now available!

Okay, time for the big white & black upside-down rectangular thing story.

(If you said, "Finally!" you are PAYING TOO MUCH ATTENTION.)

One day in an alley (shuddup, it's on the way to the post office), I found a couple of cigarette machines. I came back with a truck and loaded them up, with the help of a small, but surprisingly strong friend, and brought them back for immediate Deuce-ification.
Here's the same machine, after a day in the Deuce of Clubs candy machine chop-shop.

Note: it takes a LOT of coats of white paint to cover dark objects.

(Note to self: didn't you used to have a rule about painting dark objects white?)

Where the good stuff comes out.
The all-important Corporate Branding.
Idiotic and pointless candy cigarette box button.