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Since NeighBarHood was supposed to be composed of bars, I had to have a drink to serve. But mine was more of a peformance than a drink.
Herb Alpert Whipped Cream
(& Other Delights) Shooter

Ingredients:
approx. 2 shots apple juice
1 shot vodka
1 can whipped cream
1 dash cinnamon

Directions:
Victim, er, imbiber assumes the Herb Alpert position: seated in a chair, head back, mouth open (see the cover of Herb's The Lonely Bull).
Eyes may be open or closed.
Bartender pours into the imbiber's mouth (in this order):
2 shots of apple juice, 1 shot of vodka, whipped cream, and a sprinkle of cinnamon on top.
Imbiber sits forward, mixes the ingredients (i.e., swishes everything around in the mouth), then swallows.

It's a risky undertaking. But a risky undertaking that many were willing to risk undertaking.

(Thanks to Phil for the "good" vodka.)