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Across from NeighBarHood was some camp full of hippies. Brrrrrrbleah! The hippies had some huge helium rainbow hippie balloons on about a forty-foot line. Whenever Max noticed them drifting over our camp, Max would shout, "PROTECT OUR AIRSPACE!" and take shots at the balloons with her potato cannon. |
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Then a massive wind came up. Is that a Black Rock Ranger under the Deuce of Clubs ensign? Difficult to tell -- more and more dust was getting whipped into the air. |
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I climbed on top of Whip It! to check things out. Visibility was decreasing fast. |
 Photo by Dr. Cliff |
 Photo by Dr. Cliff |
Except in Hippie Kamp, where, unfortunately, visibility was increasing. Some peacenik earthlover apparently was communing with Mother Earth by means of a moose antler. What was this supposed to accomplish? How should I know? Ask a stupid hippie. |
 Photo by Dr. Cliff |
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To make things worse, as I was getting cleaned up, the hippies stuffed their unauthorized nudeness into MY phone booth. Fortunately, NeighBarHoodians were around to run them out.
But not before snapping this shaming photo. |
 Photo by Dr. Cliff |
 Photo by Dr. Cliff |
This egregious hippie behavior was altogether too much for Max to take. She marched into Hippie Kamp & snatched the moose antler.
Stupid hippies. (I would like to add that hippie-bashing isn't nearly as fun with a shaved head as it is with long hair.) |
