Wagner on Mars!
or, And You Thought Capricorn One Was A Fake
Well, maybe what killed Martian civilization is what killed poor Nietzsche. But let's get to the heart of all this, shall we? It's late & I need to get some sleep eventually so I can finish my Burning Man preparations. (For one thing, now I need to bring along a TELESCOPE!)
Here is the communication I received, followed by the EVIDENCE itself. (Note: In order to protect those involved, I quote only a portion of the e-mail. However, the CRUCIAL PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE is displayed IN FULL.)
Dear Deuce of Clubs,
Well, Katarn, this is PUZZLING EVIDENCE indeed! Who knew that the face on mars would turn out to belong to The Old Boy? I begin to understand why he wears that perpetual smirk--what mortal could resist, being worshipped not only on earth but in the heavens? (Oops--did I say mortal?)