Here's the Jewel Box Pawnshop!
Not exciting enough for you? Well, you weren't there the day a guy asked to try out a chain saw--and then used it to hack off his own head right there in the store! True story! (Well, okay, he didn't manage to cut his head all the way off...but when you're dealing with gasoline-powered cutting tools, close counts.)
Next time you're in town, stop in to visit with the fine Jewel Box staff. And ask to see their hedge clippers.
Looking on appreciatively from the background is ultrafun hotel Westard Ho.
