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Photo Spree at J. C.!

What happens when J. C. Penney's is foolish enough to include coupons redeemable for free 8x10 photos on packages of Goldfish crackers?

Dryer Capo Simple must've wondered, too, cos he sent a bunch of coupons out AZ way.
Bonus for literate types! Click the mystery coupon to see a larger version!

He even included the requisite two Goldfish UPC codes per coupon (apparently, Simple eats a lot of Goldfish crackers).

So what happened?

You have to ask? (Geez, you must be new to this.)

Naturally... happened.

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