We also didn't see the Herb Alpert Whipped Cream & Other Delights album nailed to the board for us. (On which some most unhip and anti-Burning-Man-ish individual has seen fit to scawl "DADA SUCKS.") The album went up in flames that night as the message board complex burned to the ground--along with pretty much everything else in sight that was, or even appeared to be, combustible. (As to what happened to the Whipped Cream album cover, stay tuned....)

So we turn to our perfectly intelligible directions: "You are searching for Bwana Dick's Safari Camp, which is at the southeast corner by No-Man's Land. Look for two huge tusks. It's next to McSatan's Beastro, and there's a huge Doggy Head."

Somewhere near there we should find WagnerLager.