Q: Where does an 800-pound gorilla pose?

A: Wherever Wagner tells him to, that's where.

Actually, this is Gore-zilla, accidentally left behind after a campaign stop. (Don't worry, the Democrats will notice his absence. Eventually.) No sign of his running mate, fortunately, but they do have a nifty campaign song lifted from Blue Oyster Cult ("Ooooh no! His head's like Oblio's! Go! Go! Gore-zilla!").

The sign around his neck says, "Hello. I am the Vice-President. Please feed me, for I'm far too stoopid to feed myself. In fact, I forget what I like to eat."

To tell the truth, I think it said something to the effect of, "Please don't let your damn kids pull out my fur."

(Only a lot sweeter--this is California, after all.)