IMPORTANT: For maximum viewing pleasure (that is, to avoid displaying a meaningless jumble of mush--as if there's any chance of preventing that), set your browser window to maximum width. The Greatest Composer of All Time deserves no less than your full computer screen!
To play along at home, all you have to do is keep clicking the "Advance" button
BUG ALERT: I'm still working on this, so cut me some, okay?
But Wagner's so sure you'll like it that he offers you his Personal Guarantee of Quality:
The trip's mental soundtrack: Anton LaVey's hypnotic Satan Takes a Holiday. I've had it for only a couple of weeks & have already heard it hundreds of times (thanks to the "Repeat" function on the old CD gizmo). Am I bewitched? (Oh no, don't let that theme song find lodgin' in my noggin)