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Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos

Introduction
Treasures in Heaven
Hot Summer Nights
That's Peculiar!
I Am A Man; What Does That Mean?
Jesus Is About to "Rap" This Up
Oh Lord (Intro)
O Nightingale
Awr Gawd Izz An Awrsum Gawd
We Are the Champions (of God)
His Eye Is on the Sparrow
Christ in Me Is To Live
Chock Full of Love
Satan, You Lost, Lost, Lost
Soul Saved Tonight
Amazing Grace
We Want to Fish for Men
God, Give the Devil the Measles
Holy Jerusalem
Come Back, America!
The Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy Rap
Want More of a Tangy Yangy Yang
Thank You, God

 

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Those Unbelievable Believers:
The Blessed Sounds of
Incredible Christian Song Demos

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#16 — "We Want to Fish for Men" (1:56)

Here's the hands-down winner in the Gospel New Wave Pirate Chanty category. If I were a pirate? And totally gay? This would totally be my anthem for the next Folsom Street Fair

What it's actually about is predatory proselytization. If you're not a xtian, you're the fish. Get it?

N O T I C E   T O   S I N G E R :

If you're wanting to fish, you're gonna be needing a hook.

N O T I C E   T O   L I S T E N E R :

This song has no hook.

(Right-click to download this song)

We are the fishermen
We want, we want
We want to fish for men

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
(Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
(Fish! Fish! Fish!)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
(&c.)

We are, we are, the fishermen
We want, we want, we want to fish for men
Oh how dark the ocean is
Gnashing, gnashing, gnashing, gnashing
All the weeping going on
Mothers, brothers, friends, and foes
We love them yet we let them go

We are the fishermen
We want, we want, we want to fish for men
Lifeguards we are called to be
Drowning, drowning, drowning, drowning
Oh, so many going down
Come on board and join the cruise
Jesus wants YOU

We are, we are
We are the fishermen
We want, want
We want to fish for men

Treasures in Heaven (Intro)Hot Summer NightsThat's Peculiar!I Am A Man; What Does That Mean?Jesus Is About to "Rap" This UpOh Lord (Intro) O NightingaleAwr Gawd Izz An Awrsum GawdWe Are the Champions (of God)His Eye Is on the SparrowChrist in Me Is To LiveChock Full of LoveSatan, You Lost, Lost, LostSoul Saved TonightAmazing GraceWe Want to Fish for MenGod, Give the Devil the MeaslesHoly JerusalemCome Back, America!The Safe Sex Is Just a Fantasy RapWant More of a Tangy Yangy YangThank You, God

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