--------------	I know. I shall call them PING ... and PONG. Yes. Ping and Pong, the Ping-Pong Playing Pandas. Perfect. Pocket ping-pong paddles pooh-pooh pocket pool. Startle your opponent into helpless mesmeristical ping-pong confusion with this intriguing ninja-inspired over-the-breast design. What is it? What does it mean?? KA-CHOOM, ball flies right past you. You are humiliated. [Mesmeristical®, Ping-Pong Confusion®, and KA-CHOOM® are Registered® Trademarks® of Ping® and Pong®, the Ping-Pong Playing Pandas®. All rights reserved. ®®®.]
Ping-Pong robe Everyone needs a ping-pong robe. If this is not Excellent Active Super Amusive Play, I don't know what is. Wait, no, of course I do.
(Gracias to Carrie)