--------------     Bad snail joke	Last night I opened the back door of a friend's cabin in Bisbee and saw a snail sitting on the stoop. Perfect setup for a joke. Fortunately, a corny old one was handy, and a corny old statue was handy to help act it out: There's a knock at a guy's door. He opens the door and finds a snail on his stoop. Annoyed, the guy picks up the snail and heaves it as far as he can. Three years later. There's a knock at the same guy's door. He opens the door. It's the same snail. The snail looks up at the guy and says, "What the hell was THAT all about?"