Item 165 | What the Deuce?! -- Fearless Cultural Mania
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Bad
snail joke
Last night I opened the back door of a friend's cabin in Bisbee and saw a snail sitting on the stoop. Perfect setup for a joke. Fortunately, a corny old one was handy, and a corny old statue was handy to help act it out:

There's a knock at a guy's door. He opens the door and finds a snail on his stoop.

Annoyed, the guy picks up the snail and heaves it as far as he can.

Three years later.

There's a knock at the same guy's door.

He opens the door.

It's the same snail.

The snail looks up at the guy and says,
"What the hell was THAT all about?"