The nametags and shirt are velcro backed, so one can choose different names according to one's mood. They arrived thoughtfully mounted on a furnace filter for handy storage.
Many of these tags are especially appropriate in Wagner's case.
Two shirts were kindly provided for your humble host to wear; you may call me ...
Hope you guess my nametag
It didn't seem possible to make Wagner any more frightening.
Even more frightening: there's a story behind it.
(Follow it all the way to the end to read what passes for explanation.)