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My favorite color

Two people in the past few days have asked me my favorite color and refused to believe me when I said I don't have one. I'm not color-blind; I'm just color-apathetic. I'm more interested in shape and arrangement, I guess. Could be part of the reason Art Deco is my favorite style.

Anyway, I offer as proof of my color-apathy an excerpt from one of my old grade-school papers I dug out of the garage.