Item 88 | What the Deuce?! -- Fearless Cultural Mania

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Whippy Dips

"This candy changes with the weather."

(Interesting. Is it made by politicians?)
"In cold, dry weather it will be quite crisp. In warm weather it will be soft."
(In rainy weather it will be wet. In snowy weather, snowy. In blizzardy weather ... )
"However, crisp or soft, this candy is fresh and tasty."
(Surprise! [Cue Samuel L. Jackson veggie burger commercial.])
Today it is cold and dry. The Whippy Dips are soft. CALL THE BBB!
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(Note: Please do not confuse Whippy Dips with Whip It! the art car. It would be confusing -- no matter what the weather.)
(Gift of Carrie S.)