Item 84 | What the Deuce?! -- Fearless Cultural Mania

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Love Dice

Another fine, fun product of Chinese prison slave labor. Everybody wins!

Available options, Die* #1:

Rub My
Caress My
Kiss My
Tickle My
Massage My
Available options, Die* #2:
Face
Chest
Back
Arms
Legs
Hmm, no "Arse" option -- how are the English supposed to play?

Ah, I see: each die has a "Surprise" option. Hurray for open-minded Chinese prison wardens!

* Note to uncultured folk who have never lost a month's pay in Vegas: die is the singular of dice.

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