Item 36 | What the Deuce?! -- Fearless Cultural Mania

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I can just imagine the type of lawsuits that gave rise to descriptions like this: "But no one informed me I would have to use hands to finger!"

"But It Wasn't In My Job Description"

If you want to clerk for the police department, you must be skilled.

Apparently.

(Contributor who wishes to remain anonymous, 1999)