"I Shit My Pants":
Spontaneous Ancient Literary Structure in Modern Colloquial Speech
Part II: The Audio
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While it is not necessary for the comprehension of our argument to hear the original audio of our source text -- a voicemail received in September of 2004 -- hearing the field recording as it was originally discovered cannot help but enhance understanding. Accordingly, you can download it using the link at right in mp3 format (approx. 730k).
Note: Given that the recording was transferred from cell phone voicemail to cassette tape recorder to digital file, the sound quality varies somewhat. For this reason, and for ease of explication, a transcript of the recording is provided on the following page.
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