The Day We Met MATT
Who on earth is Matt Gerson?

17 January 1997:

The Day We Met MATT


Burford with Objects of Worship (note Ceremonial Headpiece)

The Day We Met MATT...

The Day We Met MATT...

It was at the fancy-schmancy auto auction in Scottsdale. They were selling Seinfeld's Porsche & Howard Hughes's car with "CUSTOM BACTERIA PROTECTION AND AIR CONDITIONER."
I wanted to see Hitler's Death Car.
Apparently Hitler didn't have a Death Car.
The Day We Met MATT...

On the way to Burford's I stopped by my P.O. box & found two Whipped Cream albums, sent by Liz Clayton (ed. of the terrific zine Wind-Up Cactus Blender--or whatever she happens to be calling it; the name changes with every issue). I add them to my ever-growing Whipped Cream collection. I brought one along to the show because I knew MATT would want to see it...maybe even touch it...maybe even SIGN it.

Yep, yep, & YEP.

The Day We Met MATT...

He signed one of his business cards for me.
The Day We Met MATT...

He gave us keychains.
The Day We Met MATT...

He autographed our keychains.
The Day We Met MATT...

We did other cool MATT stuff

Hey, Deuce! Show me the other MATT stuff you did!
No way, this guy scares me! Take me back to Deuce