Josephine Baker Sammy Cahn Truman Capote John Cassavetes Frances Fisher Eva Gabor Thomas Harris Burt Lancaster Swifty Lazar Oscar Levant Dean Martin Marilyn Monroe Heather O'Rourke Buddy Rich Dorothy Stratten |
Epitaph Composition, Lesson One: Never compose an epitaph while in the throes of grief. Or, if you can't resist, then write it down on paper. Not in granite. People have to read this stuff, y'know.
Wouldn't you just hate to be the guy buried right where people want to stand to take a photo of Dorothy Stratten's tombstone?
Wouldn't you really hate to be his tombstone? (Or what's left of it?) |