I brought this book with me to Burning Man. Seemed appropriate, I forget why.

Visitors to Wagner Lager were asked to "write a message for the Man" inside the book's pages.

I brought the book to the Burn with me.
Sentimentality...pfft.
"Stay as sweet as you are!"
"Have a good summer!"
"Don't ever change!"
As soon as the Man fell, I rushed the bonfire & whipped it. Whipped it good.

I meant to do this last year, but the book was in the trunk of the car, with the cooler. And we'd managed to forget what that valve-thingy on the bottom of the cooler is for. Last year, Neptune defeated Vulcan.

Not this year.



the man | the bike | the lager | the tour
farrah slacks | deuce glows | cherry clan rocks | psychic gum blows
the nailing of the cream | the burning of the man | the burning of the book
360 degrees of wagner


Deuce