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09feb2010From Mickey Leigh's I Slept with Joey Ramone

It's not like we went out in the front yard and barbecued ham on the high holy days, but we did play loud rock music in the basement on several of them. Maybe that wasn't exactly kosher, and maybe they had a legitimate beef, but we were surprised at how intolerant such a recently persecuted people could be.
As a result, Jeff and I developed a weird resentment toward our "own people." Then we realized their problem with us was more about money. "The
meshugana neighbors," as they referred to us, were fucking up the property values on the block. If that's what it was all about, then we Jews were just the same as everyone else—no better and no worse. (47)

Jeff asked me to teach him a song. He'd been listening to Alice Cooper's ''I'm Eighteen" about twenty times a day, so I figured that was a good one to start with. It wasn't terribly difficult chord-wise—there were only three. I showed him the frets to put his finger on and sang the song as he changed the chords. After two times around, he was doing it by himself. (92) [Cp. Johnny Rotten]

"In my eyes John was a rock star from day one. He had the aura about him. It's like I fell in love with the image more than I fell in love with the person, 'cause the person was a pain in the ass." (99-100)

"They had maybe five or six songs at the time," Richard Hell remembered. "'I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement,' 'I Don't Wanna Walk Around with You,' 'I Don't Wanna Be Learned,' 'I Don't Wanna Be Tamed,' and 'I Don't Want' something else. I wondered, 'Are these guys serious? Is this an act? If it is, this is great! It's like being at the circus!'"
"John was thinking our songs might be too depressing," Joey said, "'cause they were all 'I Don't Wanna' do this and 'I Don't Wanna' do that."
"We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue'!" Dee Dee explained.
(113)

"When we filmed the bedroom scene for the song 'I Want You Around,' Joey was spitting as he was singing to me," PJ Sales remembered. "I was lying there with my mouth open—and all this spit is coming into my mouth. I had to act like I loved it." (187-8)

The concept was for the Ramones to be photographed in a subway car. Photographer George DuBose suggested going to Fifty-seventh Street and Sixth Avenue, where the B train would come into the empty station and stop for twenty minutes. Johnny asked George to have Marky look out the window, because they were kicking him out of the band, but he didn't know it yet.
"I liked that shot, but I knew something was up," Marky said.
(228)

"Nobody knew what the real Joey was like, except for people that got really close to him. There was a side to Joey that was wonderful. People thought he was such a sweet guy. To a certain extent, he was. Then there was the other Joey, the one who said, 'You're an asshole! Get me my fucking coffee! Don't you know how to make a fucking egg?'"
(Note: If you'd like to meet that Joey, play the Ramones song "We're a Happy Family" and turn it up loud on the fade-out at the end.)
(353)

The first things Joey asked for when he came into the hospital were the Beatles new release One and the new U2 CD All That You Can't Leave Behind. He still loved to start his morning listening to music.
We'd open the curtains so he could see the East River and put on "It's a Beautiful Day." He said the song gave him energy.
Sorry, fans, but it's the truth.
(393)

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